FIVEOFFCreate club

How it works

Everything lives on this device - no accounts, no sign-in. Same seed, same match, every time.

1 · One club, one ladder

You manage a single club for now: one team sheet, one league, five minutes a day. More clubs come later.

2 · Recruit your five

Real names on the team sheet. Each one gets an archetype and attributes.

3 · Pick a shape

Diamond, Box or Arrow, plus Control, Press or Direct. Good calls nudge the odds - they don't decide the game.

4 · Watch five minutes

Two halves of 2:30 with a halftime team talk, three subs and live commentary naming every action.

5 · Read the report

Role-aware ratings, player of the match, key moments and plain-English reasons it went that way.

6 · Know who's who

Clubs marked CPU are run by the computer. Their players are real names with real careers too - they play their own fixtures every round whether you watch or not.

7 · Come back tomorrow

One league fixture a day. Overnight your mates develop at what they actually did, form and fatigue carry over, and fans arrive or drift off with results.

The daily loop

  • Your league fixture unlocks at midnight and can be played once - five minutes, then that's the day.
  • Next morning, the Clubhouse opens on your round-up: how each mate rated, what changed in their game, where the club sits and who you play next.
  • Play every day and the streak builds. Miss one and you keep everything - the streak just starts again.
  • Fancy an extra game? Friendlies are always there, they just don't touch the table or the streak.
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