Five-a-side. Five minutes. Your mates. A retro five-a-side simulation where the team sheet is full of people you actually know.
You type in real names - the lads from the Tuesday game, the group chat, whoever. They get archetypes, attributes and a career that keeps going: appearances, goals, assists, saves, ratings, the lot.
Two halves of 2:30 with a team talk, three subs and commentary that names every touch. Same seed, same match - no fudging the result.
Pick the shape, pick the approach, make the changes. Good calls nudge the odds; they never guarantee the win. A weaker side can still nick one.
Every full time gives you a shareable card and a link with the result, scorers and player of the match. Drop it in the group chat and let them fight about who should start.
Everything lives on your device - no accounts, no sign-in, nothing to remember. Clear your browser data and the club goes with it. Player and club names are fiction, apart from the ones you put in yourself.
Bugs, ideas, screenshots of a 9–0 hiding: they all go in the same place.
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